User Profile

SideburnedBear's real name is George Varas - shhh, don't tell anyone.
SideburnedBear is a native New Yorker, and an All-American Mutt.
SideburnedBear is a USDA 100% bear homo - look for the union label (it's stitched under his testicles).
SideburnedBear is often asked if he's Cuban, Puerto Rican, Dominican, Iranian, Saudi Arabian, Morrocan, Southern French, Pakistani, Samoan, Hawaiian, or Native Australian - and because he is none of those things he says- "Sure."
SideburnedBear childhood wish was to grow up to be HairBear from The Hair Bear Bunch -
and he did. Childhood dreams CAN come true!
SideburnedBear chose his handle 'cuz he digs looking like an extra from a 70's crime action drama or an audience member from Midnight Special.
SideburnedBear chose his handle 'cuz all the other good bear names were taken.
SideburnedBear is a workaholic - to both his advantage and disadvantage.
SideBurnedBear is undetectable "and plans to stay that way".
SideburnedBear has a decided dislike to certain abbreviations like "HWP" and "UB2".
SideburnedBear loves the 1970's filtered through the modern eye.
SideburnedBear refuses to sit in the back of the bus.
SideburnedBear will stand up and be counted - not as if you can miss him in a crowd.
SideburnedBear's afro's the way go, bro' - and his 'chops mops up all the stops, Pops.
SideburnedBear is a patriotic flag-waver who proudly lets his freak flag fly high.
SideburnedBear is your chaos soul brother who believes the AfterLife is a great fantastic multi-reality level deity mall to which we all can shop, splurge and share.
SideburnedBear has bona fide approval from the All-The-Powers-That-Be on the former statement, but invites you to find out for yourself. You'll be happily surprised.
SideburnedBear tosses coins and rum at the crossroads, boogies down with the other-side brothers & lovers, and howls tunes at the moon. Tag along with him, it's more fun than you think.
SideburnedBear will groom your thick beard, your walrus mustache, or your back fur - with pride and pleasure.
SideburnedBear will not be denied his right to rock - or his ice cream cone.
SideburnedBear does not subscribe to the Guilty Pleasure Syndrome, and neither should you.
SideburnedBear has the sexual prowess of Al Parker, Ron Jeremy, and Jon King.
SideburnedBear has the sexual frequency of Trappist monks, Ed Koch, and John McCain - before Viagra™.
SideburnedBear wishes his life could be scripted like American Dad & Family Guy.
SideburnedBear sez "No Sleep 'till 2012!"
SideburnedBear sez "Legalize It, Already."
SideburnedBear sez "All You Need Is Love" (and he BELIEVES that, too.
Go ahead, laugh. Everybody else does.)
SideburnedBear is waiting for Strawberry Letter #23... any day now...
SideburnedBear takes the word "friends" seriously - and that includes friend requests.
SideburnedBear will give you a hug of unconditional friendship, respect and love.
SideburnedBear will be your friend if you give him one in return. One love, y'all.